Clinically unstable frontman best characterised by reckless guitar playing and unpredictable vocal style. An insomniac with an insatiable libido and a penchant for heartbreak, it has been suggested Hicks suffers continuing mental illness, although nothing conclusive has ever been proved. Despite such rumours and here-say, he is always friendly and has rarely been prone to Jekyll-and-Hyde style violent mood-swings.

Most likely to be heard saying:

...'Hey hey you guys!'.....'Milk and two sugars, please'.....

.....'Offside my ass!'.......'Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!'.....

Computer-Matched Ideal Occupation: CIA Marksman